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a-lonely-night-with-netflix:

soooooooooooo i know this might sound like a scam to get notes but let me fill you in on this situation and you can make your decision after reading:

so, mark said he was going to South PAX in january, which happens to be in my home state (texas, btw). my mother said she might take me for a…

For Anyone Dreading Going to a new school or going back to school

slightlymoreawkwardthanyou:

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I’m just here to say to anyone who is going to school or college or uni or whatever, and is absolutely dreading it, thatimage

I know how you feel. You might be starting a fresh and that is scary. You might hate your school and everyone in it. And I can’t say thatimage

But

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And don’t say you’re not ‘cause

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And believe me, you’re gonna survive. How do I know this? ‘Causeimage

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ultrafacts:

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Thats great and all. I love books, BUT THAT THING IS TERRIFYING AS HELL.

ultrafacts:

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Thats great and all. I love books, BUT THAT THING IS TERRIFYING AS HELL.

danhowellpng:

by far one of the best arguments i imagine them having

don’t repost or remove comment pls

danhowellpng:

by far one of the best arguments i imagine them having

don’t repost or remove comment pls

fourthmarshaloftheriddermark:

petitedeath:

freewingedspirit:

hickeybickeyboo:

gundamdick:

ALRIGHT LISTEN UP IMMA TELL YOU SOME SERIOUS GENDER MARKETING BULLSHIT THAT WENT DOWN TODAY
Today a woman came in to get her 13 year old son’s black iPhone fixed. This thing was totally fucking busted. She was already kind of being bitchy so I’m just trying to reassure her that everything will be fine and shuffle through the paper work so shes on her way. She leaves, I put her phone away till I have time to fix it.
Well come to find out that we were completely out of black screens until next week’s shipment. So I put on a white screen for now and reassure her that when we do get black screens in that I will call her and we’ll put the new screen on for free. Better to have a temporary mixed match phone then a broken one right?
This woman proceeds to flip her shit. “WE CAME HERE TO GET WHAT WE HAD FIXED!” I calmly explain to her that there is nothing I can do about the color for the time being. The son is totally fine with this and obviously embarrassed by his mother’s outburst. The woman snatches the phone, sneers at it, and then shoves it back into my hands and says “NOW IT LOOKS LIKE A GIRL’S PHONE! I AM NOT GIVING THIS TO MY SON!”
At this moment I turn to her and say. “I don’t undersand? How is it a girl’s phone now?”
"Well it was BLACK and now its WHITE!!" She gestured dramatically at the screen like I couldn’t fucking see it.
"How is white a feminine color?"
She huffs and explains that she refuses to take the phone until the color is changed. The 13 is now rapid fire “its fine its fine” cause he just wants his phone back. But she keeps refusing but I finally tell her again that we will change the phone for free when we get black screens and that shes not allowed to keep it here. The point of the matter is that this woman almost refused to even take back the phone BECAUSE OF ITS COLOR. Mind you its not even anything like pink or purple. ITS. WHITE.
A SUBURBAN WHITE WOMAN TURNED RED IN THE FACE WITH ANGER BEAUSE SHE THOUGHT WHITE WAS TOO GIRLY FOR HER SON.

yeah well fuck that bitch up

I honestly had this same problem, and I was 18. When I finally bought my iPhone, my mother saw that it was white and asked me ” are you sure you want white ?” and I responded that I wanted the white phone cause it had just came out and I liked it. She had this upset/ disgusted look on. And the whole time I’m just trying to comprehend why it was an outrageous choice of mine. Then I understood and I stayed with my phone just to make a point. Seriously, our old generations need to realize all this messed up feminine and masculine bullshit is complete bullshit.

but its WHITE? like paper. i dont fucking understand. its like literally plain and void and vanilla how is that gendered in any way??

White stands for purity like a bride wears white maybe?

OH I HAVE A FUCKING STORY FOR YOU.Okay so my family. and I were at a wal-mart and shopping and stuff, and we see this family white mom one son one daughter. And they were clothes shopping and the son picks out a white t shirt and the mom lost her shit and she was yelling at him to put it back and holw she wasnt gonna let her son be “some gay fag” *I hate that word sooo much* so he put it back. And I thought “Well thats fucked up” and I thought it was over, but noooooooo. The girl (she was about 8) picked out a blue shirt and again the mom lost her shit. Over fucking shirts..

fourthmarshaloftheriddermark:

petitedeath:

freewingedspirit:

hickeybickeyboo:

gundamdick:

ALRIGHT LISTEN UP IMMA TELL YOU SOME SERIOUS GENDER MARKETING BULLSHIT THAT WENT DOWN TODAY

Today a woman came in to get her 13 year old son’s black iPhone fixed. This thing was totally fucking busted. She was already kind of being bitchy so I’m just trying to reassure her that everything will be fine and shuffle through the paper work so shes on her way. She leaves, I put her phone away till I have time to fix it.

Well come to find out that we were completely out of black screens until next week’s shipment. So I put on a white screen for now and reassure her that when we do get black screens in that I will call her and we’ll put the new screen on for free. Better to have a temporary mixed match phone then a broken one right?

This woman proceeds to flip her shit. “WE CAME HERE TO GET WHAT WE HAD FIXED!” I calmly explain to her that there is nothing I can do about the color for the time being. The son is totally fine with this and obviously embarrassed by his mother’s outburst. The woman snatches the phone, sneers at it, and then shoves it back into my hands and says “NOW IT LOOKS LIKE A GIRL’S PHONE! I AM NOT GIVING THIS TO MY SON!”

At this moment I turn to her and say. “I don’t undersand? How is it a girl’s phone now?”

"Well it was BLACK and now its WHITE!!" She gestured dramatically at the screen like I couldn’t fucking see it.

"How is white a feminine color?"

She huffs and explains that she refuses to take the phone until the color is changed. The 13 is now rapid fire “its fine its fine” cause he just wants his phone back. But she keeps refusing but I finally tell her again that we will change the phone for free when we get black screens and that shes not allowed to keep it here.

The point of the matter is that this woman almost refused to even take back the phone BECAUSE OF ITS COLOR. Mind you its not even anything like pink or purple. ITS. WHITE.

A SUBURBAN WHITE WOMAN TURNED RED IN THE FACE WITH ANGER BEAUSE SHE THOUGHT WHITE WAS TOO GIRLY FOR HER SON.

yeah well fuck that bitch up

I honestly had this same problem, and I was 18. When I finally bought my iPhone, my mother saw that it was white and asked me ” are you sure you want white ?” and I responded that I wanted the white phone cause it had just came out and I liked it. She had this upset/ disgusted look on. And the whole time I’m just trying to comprehend why it was an outrageous choice of mine. Then I understood and I stayed with my phone just to make a point. Seriously, our old generations need to realize all this messed up feminine and masculine bullshit is complete bullshit.

but its WHITE? like paper. i dont fucking understand. its like literally plain and void and vanilla how is that gendered in any way??

White stands for purity like a bride wears white maybe?

OH I HAVE A FUCKING STORY FOR YOU.

Okay so my family. and I were at a wal-mart and shopping and stuff, and we see this family white mom one son one daughter. And they were clothes shopping and the son picks out a white t shirt and the mom lost her shit and she was yelling at him to put it back and holw she wasnt gonna let her son be “some gay fag” *I hate that word sooo much* so he put it back. And I thought “Well thats fucked up” and I thought it was over, but noooooooo. The girl (she was about 8) picked out a blue shirt and again the mom lost her shit. Over fucking shirts..

handjob:

getting that look from your parents when your sibling curses

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danypark:

scarecrowartist:

constable-frozen:

anna vs hans

W H A T.T H E.A C T U A L.H E L L.


The frozen fandom needs to calm down a bit

danypark:

scarecrowartist:

constable-frozen:

anna vs hans

W H A T.
T H E.
A C T U A L.
H E L L.

The frozen fandom needs to calm down a bit

Please don't ship shame. It's one thing to not like a ship, but it's another to harass and call the shippers names. Also, tag your hate. Thanks.

Anonymous

tin-d0g:

No. It’s not ship shaming. Ship shaming would be against something like Wincest which I don’t ship or want to have anything to do with, but I say whatever because it’s not a real thing and not real people.

Cockles is not a ship. Cockles is over zealous obsessive “fans” who do not respect the private lives of the actors, and harass them about it in cons and on social media because people can’t seem to differentiate between a fake tv show with fictional characters and real living human beings with real emotions.

Cockles is no better than the tabloids that exploit, harass, and falsify the lives of celebrities.
I didn’t add any tags to that post whatsoever, as this is my personal blog and I have the right to say whatever I want. Don’t like it? Don’t follow me. I don’t give a shit.

imextremelyawkward:

No hamsters

No creepy chairs

No tanning beds

No snakes

No

No

No

Oh please no.